Vaseline And A Magazine letra

I don't go out.
No i don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

I'm not nice.
I don't pretend.
My right hand is my girlfriend.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

The Nobodys - Letras

• 1-900-Loser
• A Girl Like You
• Ain't No One Getting Laid
• Ain't Too Cool (Monster Part 2)
• Another Stupid Song
• Best Damn Tits (I've Ever Seen)
• D.U.M.B
• Dead End Job
• Disease's Last Stand
• Doing It For The Kids
• Dude's Gonna Shoot
• Fat Hookers
• Fed Up
• Fuck You Too
• Give It A Rest
• Happy
• Hate To Drive
• Hey Doofus
• I Don't Need Your Love
• I Hate Your Guts
• I Love It
• I Love To Fuck
• I'm Fucked
• I'm So Useless
• James Got A Blow Job
• Joe's Sister
• Just Another Cunt
• Kicked Out
• Mother I'd Like To Fuck
• Nobodys
• Nothing Matters
• Perfect
• Perfect Rejection
• Rock 'N' Roll Bitch
• Roommates
• Sara Doesn't Like Me
• Scarred By Love
• Sick Of You
• Someone To
• Stupid Humans
• Tania Got A Tit Job
• The Jerk
• Thinking About You
• Vaseline And A Magazine
• We Go Together
• Wet Sheets
• You Make Me Wanna Drink